Contact

Contact the Bureau

For private casework, public specimens, collaborations, or questions that have somehow survived the rest of the website.

Questions & fallback contact

Use the dedicated forms and calendar for intake. Email remains available for collaborations, access problems, or questions that do not fit a form.

Private casework

Submit the artifact or AI-assisted draft, its intended audience, current context, and what you suspect may be off.

Send a link, photo, screenshot, or short description of an artifact already loose in public.

Book a free 30-minute screening conversation when scope, pricing, or the right level of intervention needs clarification.