Choose private case intake for names, pitches, campaigns, landing pages, offers, AI-assisted drafts, and concepts; public specimen submission for artifacts already in circulation; or a Fit Call when pricing, scope, or the appropriate level of intervention remains unclear. Accepted private cases require upfront payment or deposit before examination begins.
For founders, startups, creators, consultants, agencies, organizations, and teams with names, campaigns, offers, websites, AI-assisted drafts, or concepts that need private signal diagnosis before public release.
For confidential client work. The Private Case Intake form opens in a new tab.
Encountered a public-facing artifact exhibiting symptoms of unusual promise?
Send the link, screenshot, photo, or description. The Bureau will determine whether the artifact should be held for future review, examined more closely, referred to the Signal Coroner, or released back into public circulation without formal proceedings.
For artifacts already visible to the public. The Public Specimen form opens in a new tab.
For cases that need discussion before pricing, scope, or the right level of intervention becomes clear.
For a free 30-minute screening conversation. The Cal.com calendar opens in a new tab.
Signal Triage, the Bureau’s focused review of a single artifact, is paid upfront. Larger casework requires an upfront payment or deposit before examination begins.
The Bureau does not begin casework on vibes, enthusiasm, or the thrilling possibility of future compensation.
Screening determines fit. The confirmed scope creates the invoice. Payment opens the file.
Bring your name, message, campaign, AI-assisted draft, or concept to the Bureau while private examination remains available and before the market converts interpretation into a crime scene.
